Merrrr: Archive

I CAN FIX HER!

OH MY GOD I CAN FIX HER!

Aug 1st

-xosteph: Eminem - Rock bottom

Aug 1st

I JUST BROKE MY BOWL!

I JUST BROKE FIRE CROTCH! WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?! OH MY GOD MY BABY I BROKE HER!

Aug 1st

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I have never seen any part of Shark Week.

….is it just a bunch of shark shows all day everyday for a week?

Aug 1st

I better be going to the bar tonight.

Not like I have money to be spending there. But beer chips are always a possibility, and Phil and Mike are nice guys. Idk why I’ve been so open to drinking daily these days. I kinda like it.

Aug 1st

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my favorite, i think.

bunktrunkskunkfunk: i fucking love this girl.

Aug 1st

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asatellitemind: Becky- Be Your Own Pet Now...

Aug 1st

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stonerparty: Lil Wayne: Pussy Money Weed (via...

Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

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Aug 1st

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Jul 31st

GOD DAMNIT LAST FROSTED MINI WHEAT!

JUST STAY IN ONE PLACE SO I CAN EAT YOU!

Jul 31st

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Oh my gosh my very first court date!

I’m nervous this could go oddly.

Jul 31st

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shaboogami said: Whaaat? If you think you used to...

idk, haha. My writings these days are a little lack luster. It’s frustrating because I used to write everything, all the time. I don’t write nearly as much as I used to, and when I do it’s just rambling on and on in circles about the dumbest stuff you could imagine.

Jul 31st

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I have some new goals guys.

It’s a two step program. But I gotta make it happen. Cause this just isn’t working for me. None of this is.

Jul 31st

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I love speaking in metaphors

it’s so much easier to explain things.

Jul 31st

You're a retarded ass jockey, do you know this?

Stealing game cause you don’t have any of your own is just sad. That’s like stealing someones jump on a trampoline. You just don’t do it.

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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I should really stop smoking weed.

I think I’m a pretty well written person these days. I’m sifting through some old saved things on a thumbdrive that I’ve had for quite a few years, and the things I had written back in the day are outstanding. My vocabulary was just gigantic, and my sentence structure was beautiful. Though it was all depressing and pathetic things that I wrote, they were still wonderfully...

Jul 31st

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GUESS WHAT I FIT THIS CATEGORY!

So you little Italian devils, you want to know about love? Saraghina will tell you. If you want to make a woman happy, you rely on what you’re born with, because it is in your blood. Be Italian Be Italian take a chance and try to steal a fiery kiss be Italian be Italian when you hold me don’t just hold me but hold this please be gentle, sentimental go ahead and try to give my cheek a pat...

Jul 31st

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Smoking My First Joint of Pot

danipantsless: deeznutsinyoface: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is smoking my first joint of pot. Since then, I’ve wasted away two of the most precious of my teenage years, got into a life threatening accident, and now have no friends left. My father was forced to move us to a different state because of my decision and, now, I’m left with nothing. [Female, 16] O_o no...

Jul 31st