I need to eat a ham sammich before I start...
Otherwise I’ma black out, I haven’t eaten yet today, haha.
designedtobeconfined said: HAAAAAAAAAAAVE FUN!
You too dearest!! Be safe!!
MY JEANS CAME!
Omg thank goodness. They fit, PERFECTLY. I know my ass so well. I had that nervous I’m buyin jeans off the internet nervousness, you know what i mean?
My new years resolution
niggersanonymous: sofapizza: iamnotyourboyfriend: will be 1280x720. NERD JOKE FTW!! ROFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
lmfao that’s the exact face i make!
Can't wait to get trashed tonight with my boos.
theeannie: <3 yayayayayayaya!!!
fuckyeahmetric: dissonanced: Rock Me Now —...
Hmm, something's not right here.
I’m feeling out the area, the soil’s gotten a little soft and I can feel myself sink into it. I’m about to disappear into the ground under you, and I bet you won’t even notice.
New years resolution
continue being awesome
This is going wonderfully :D
I absolutely love cleaning, it puts me in such a great mood!
It's almost 50 degrees outside, is it summer?!
Time to open the front door, and rock out with my 80’s and my cleaning supplies!!!! <3 I love cleaning!
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person:
SO I can't get started on the house until 1 more...
and that’s Jessi. She’s a beast when she wakes up, just not nice at all sometimes, haha. So I’m VERY nervous about accidentally waking her up or something. I wanna get this stuff done though so I can sit there and think about how much fun I’m going to have tonight!!!
I wish I wouldn't have woken up so early.
There’s so much to do, and I’ve go so little weed. How am I supposed to get ANYTHING done sober?! Look at my to do list: The dishes Clean the upstairs bathroom Clean the downstairs bathroom Clean the living room Clean the dining room Sweep the basement Mop the basement Clean the kitchen Mop the kitchen floor So much to do :[ I really really hope that Justen helps me.
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the spaces between the notes and curl my...– Maya Angelou (via josiemac28713)
And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...– Sylvia Plath (via lovebug)
Yeah I just heard BSB's 'Perfect Fan' on a...
That song came out 10+ years ago and it’s now being used on a ‘Foundation for a Better Life’ commercial. Shoot me, lmao.