I MUST STOP THIS CHRISTMAS FROM COMING
yes The Grinch is on! THE REAL ONE!
breakingtheice:alice-the-daisy-slayer-two:goldenmagicslingshot: Morning… *gasp* It’s morning everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, The tank is clean, and we’re gonna bust out of….. THE TANK IS CLEAN. omfg i gotta find my movie.
when your moms boyfriend stops by and surprises...
kushsostrong: and your house has been out of weed all day
If I was a guy for a day.
asdfghjkltonya: I would: Masturbate Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs. Walk around the house naked. Pee behind a building. Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts. Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLLA?” Stare at my penis. Get a blowjob. PEE. STANDING. UP.
Wow today is so shitty
all I’ve done is stare at the computer screen and occasionally outside at the RAIN. Waiting for the rent to get picked up, waiting to hear if Eastwood is coming today and waiting for it to be time for Sons of Anarchy..which I don’t actually follow I just watch cause a group of my friends get together and watch, I like the hanging out part, haha. I think I’m going brain dead.
whoreasaurus said: I’m gonna call him Clit.
But his name is Eastwood, lmao. Just the essence of Clint!! I guess you can call him Clit, lol
theeannie said: awwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Beagle puppies...
I knoows! He’s bigger obviously cause he’s 6months old, but he’s still fucking adorable as hell. His wittle feet point out like a penguins it’s so cute.
We're getting our puppy hopefully today!!!
He’s a 6mo old Beagle that my Aunt and Uncle just don’t have the time for, and we’ve been wanting an animal for quite some time, so this is perfect. We decided his name is going to be Eastwood, cause he’s a Beagle and badass. Essence of Clint Eastwood, mhm.
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